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Q:
How did the dinosaurs know we were coming?
A:
| Because Bronto-saw-us |
Q:
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A:
| A pouch potato! |
Q:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A:
| Big holes all over Australia! |
Q:
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A:
| Fangs-giving! |
Q:
Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A:
| Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat! |
Q:
Did you take a bath this morning?
A:
| No. Is there one missing? |
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