Jokes:

Q: Why was the broom late?

A: It over-swept!
Q: What did one penny say to the other?

A: "Together, we make cents!"
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear without
teeth?

A: A Gummy Bear!
Q: Why was the math book so sad?

A: Because it had too many problems!


Q: What do you call a sick dog?

A: A Germy Shepherd!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman
with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.


Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they
would be bagels!


Q. What is brown, prickly and squirts
jam?

A. A HEDGEHOG EATING A DOUGHNUT!
Q. What happened to the cat who ate a ball
of wool?

A. SHE HAD MITTENS!

Q. What do frogs wear in the summer?

A. OPEN TOAD SANDALS!

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships!

Q: What candy lives in outer space?

A: The Milky Way!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He had no guts.
Q. Why did the baby cookie cry?

A. Because his mom was a wafer so long!
Q: What type of cheese do dogs like on their pizza?

A: Mutts-erella!
Q: What is a vampire's favorite kind of coffee?

A: De-coffin-ated!

Q: Why can't the Invisible Man pass school?

A: The teacher always marks him absent!
Q: What do you call a vampire's dog?

A: A Blood Hound!
Q: A man and a dog were going down the street. The man
rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

A: Yet

Q: What did Delaware?

A: She wore her New Jersey
Q: If you put three ducks in a carton, what do you get?

A: A box of quackers.
Q: What did the kid say when he opened his piggy bank
and found nothing?

A: O I C U R M T.

Q: Where do Robin's Merry Men rest when travaling.

A: At Friar's Tuck-shop!

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you ?

Pupil: Not very much!
Q:  Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A:   To get to the other slide.



Q: Why was the man fired from the M&M company?

A: Because he threw away all the M&M's that had W's on
them.
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you
having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

Q:  Why was Mr. Cookie so sad

A:  Because he was feeling crummy

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A: Nacho cheese!
Teacher: If your father gave your mother $200 and
then took away $150, what would your mother get?

Sandy: She would get angry!
Teacher: Tom, why do you not comb your hair?

Tom: No comb, miss.

Teacher: Why do you not use your father's comb?

Tom: No hair, miss.
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Q: In what part of a ballpark do you find the
whitest clothes?

A: In the bleachers.
Q. What did the hamburger name his daughter?

A. Patty!
Q: What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?

A: Dill me in!