Jokes:

Q: What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath? A: Stinkerbell!

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom!

Q: Which is braver - a stone or a stump? A: A stone, because it's a little boulder.

Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogey in it!

Q. What do you get if you cross a leopard with a plum? A. A HIGHLY DANGEROUS PURPLE PEOPLE EATER!

Q. What do you get when you cross a grandma & an octopus? A. I don't know, but it sure can play Bingo!

Q: What goes up a fruit and comes down a vegetable? A: A tomato...throw it up and it comes down a squash!

Q: Why did the troll tell jokes to the mirror? A: He wanted to see it crack up!

Q: Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot? A: He couldn't face defeet!!

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